*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?
Then they get so disappointed when you were born in the same state as them and can’t speak your “native tongue”.
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
i would much rather be the “obnoxious feminist girl” than be complicit in my own dehumanization, thanks